The “Secret” Series: This Book is Not Good for You

For those foolish enough to have read “The Name of this Book is Secret” and too foolhardy to have turned away from “If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late”, the third book in the series is best avoided.

This book contains none of the following: A cursed Aztec artefact, an evil and deranged chef, a secret jungle lair inhabited by cocoa-crazed monkeys, the most dangerous chocolate ever created.

Cass, Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji, members of the top-secret Terces Society, are on a mission to track down a cursed Aztec tuning fork that has the power to recreate any flavour its user has ever tasted. But when an evil chef uses the fork to create a deadly chocolate recipe, and tricks Cass and Yo-Yoji into eating it, only Max-Ernest cant save the day.